I’m A Keeper
Tuesday, July 20th, 2004 by Big Friendly Fat Guy(Sung to the tune of “I Feel Pretty”. If you don’t know that tune, sing it to Homer Simpson’s “I Like Pizza”. The two are practically the same.)
I’m a Keeper,
Yes, a Keeper,
Not a sweeper or creeper today!
I’m a Keeper,
And that’s how I want things to stay.
FA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA!
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