I’m a Keeper,
Yes, a Keeper,
Not a sweeper or creeper today!
I’m a Keeper,
And that’s how I want things to stay.
FA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA!
Yes, that’s really how I want things to stay!

I’m a Keeper,
Yes, A Keeper,
The List of the Day I want to read!
I’m a Keeper,
I like mutton, my grog, and mead!
FA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA!
Yes, I really, really like mead!

I’m a Keeper,
Yes, A Keeper,
I vote on this list and that,
I’m a Keeper,
And I wear a stupid beanie hat!
FA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA!
Yes, I really wear a stupid beanie hat!

I’m a Keeper,
Yes, a Keeper,
I’m a member of the Colloquy,
I’m a Keeper,
And I’m filled with stupid-ity!
FA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA!
Yes, I’m really filled with stupid-ity!

I’m a Keeper,
Yes, a Keeper,
I vote on the items I’m shown,
I’m a Keeper,
I’ve even added a few of my own!
FA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA!
Yes, I really added a few of my own!

I’m a Keeper,
Yes, a Keeper,
I hope you join my Order!
I’m a Keeper,
Of our brains we use less than a quarter!
FA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA!
Yes, we really use less than a quarter!

I’m a Keeper,
Yes, a Keeper,
I like lists that are long,
I’m a Keeper,
And I’m starting to hate this song!
FA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA!
Yes, I’m really starting to hate this song!