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Going On With Things

Yellowdoorz — Wed, 10 Aug 2005 15:53:55 +0000

Going On With Things After Meeting the Person Who Spoke the Poetry that I Understood Every Word of As If It Belonged to Me…

I don’t mind being in the wrong thread; this is all invisible
you know!
I am turning into a
wolf.
So
sweet. Vengeance. I will tear his flesh
and I will not feel a thing.
Note to self: is he a zombie or is he dead?
Excuse me, just something I was writing.
The person above me
is in this forum. Shocked smiley.
I am staring at a cartoon bunny spinning in circles
and the same-looking bunny plunging a toilet.
The person below me will write something.
ME
That could mean many things.
It’s very sexual, I think.
It reminds me of lemons in gravy.
I had that once.
Lemons.
Lovely!
Do I have to spell it out?
Words, love, are not for the timid.
I thought…
…it was…
M – A – R- T – Y E —
…beef gravy.

©2005 D’Zee

Volume 1

Apocolyptica — Fri, 29 Jul 2005 16:11:47 +0000

There is no one in here and no one out there,
no one to see no one to bleed,
no one to love no one to lust,
and yet i go on into the dust

I’m A Keeper

Big Friendly Fat Guy — Tue, 20 Jul 2004 23:37:52 +0000

(Sung to the tune of “I Feel Pretty”. If you don’t know that tune, sing it to Homer Simpson’s “I Like Pizza”. The two are practically the same.)

I’m a Keeper,
Yes, a Keeper,
Not a sweeper or creeper today!
I’m a Keeper,
And that’s how I want things to stay.
FA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA!
Yes, that’s really how I want things to stay!

I’m a Keeper,
Yes, A Keeper,
The List of the Day I want to read!
I’m a Keeper,
I like mutton, my grog, and mead!
FA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA!
Yes, I really, really like mead!

I’m a Keeper,
Yes, A Keeper,
I vote on this list and that,
I’m a Keeper,
And I wear a stupid beanie hat!
FA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA!
Yes, I really wear a stupid beanie hat!

I’m a Keeper,
Yes, a Keeper,
I’m a member of the Colloquy,
I’m a Keeper,
And I’m filled with stupid-ity!
FA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA!
Yes, I’m really filled with stupid-ity!

I’m a Keeper,
Yes, a Keeper,
I vote on the items I’m shown,
I’m a Keeper,
I’ve even added a few of my own!
FA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA!
Yes, I really added a few of my own!

I’m a Keeper,
Yes, a Keeper,
I hope you join my Order!
I’m a Keeper,
Of our brains we use less than a quarter!
FA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA!
Yes, we really use less than a quarter!

I’m a Keeper,
Yes, a Keeper,
I like lists that are long,
I’m a Keeper,
And I’m starting to hate this song!
FA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA!
Yes, I’m really starting to hate this song!