I’m A Keeper
July 20th, 2004 by Big Friendly Fat Guy(Sung to the tune of “I Feel Pretty”. If you don’t know that tune, sing it to Homer Simpson’s “I Like Pizza”. The two are practically the same.)
I’m a Keeper,
Yes, a Keeper,
Not a sweeper or creeper today!
I’m a Keeper,
And that’s how I want things to stay.
FA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA!
Yes, that’s really how I want things to stay!
I’m a Keeper,
Yes, A Keeper,
The List of the Day I want to read!
I’m a Keeper,
I like mutton, my grog, and mead!
FA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA!
Yes, I really, really like mead!I’m a Keeper,
Yes, A Keeper,
I vote on this list and that,
I’m a Keeper,
And I wear a stupid beanie hat!
FA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA!
Yes, I really wear a stupid beanie hat!I’m a Keeper,
Yes, a Keeper,
I’m a member of the Colloquy,
I’m a Keeper,
And I’m filled with stupid-ity!
FA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA!
Yes, I’m really filled with stupid-ity!I’m a Keeper,
Yes, a Keeper,
I vote on the items I’m shown,
I’m a Keeper,
I’ve even added a few of my own!
FA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA!
Yes, I really added a few of my own!I’m a Keeper,
Yes, a Keeper,
I hope you join my Order!
I’m a Keeper,
Of our brains we use less than a quarter!
FA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA!
Yes, we really use less than a quarter!I’m a Keeper,
Yes, a Keeper,
I like lists that are long,
I’m a Keeper,
And I’m starting to hate this song!
FA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA!
Yes, I’m really starting to hate this song!